Okay, let me ask you this. If you were a foot, would you like to be stuffed into a shoe that only has a tiny bit of room for your toes? Would you like to have your precious toes cramped and squashed together into a narrow point? And I'm not talking about for just a few minutes of silliness or fun, but for many hours. This horror can even last for an entire day when the woman is trying to look all dressed-up and important and maybe even go straight into a night of trying to look sexy. Some feet are abused this way on a regular basis. And they have no choice in the matter.
This terrible situation is made doubly worse when the pointy shoes have heels that are over two inches high. Below two inches is tolerable, but over that is bad news. Then this force called gravity just pushes the foot hard in a real mean way and the foot can't fight back. It's trapped and can't get free. There's no way to get away from all that pressure.
Well, this describes the hard life that many feet have to endure. During their childhood years, life was easy and carefree and little feet had wonderful sneakers to run in, or roomy sandals. Or no shoes at all! That was the best time of their lives, but, sad to say, most feet didn't realize it. They didn't know how good they had it. They could not have imagined the horrors that lay ahead.
Although feet have no choice if they are subjected to inhumane conditions, many of them have learned how to fight back and exert some power over the heartless women who stuff them into terrible shoes. The toes have the biggest role to play in this insurrection, especially the big toe. What the big toe does is lean over towards the other toes, and get fixated in this unnatural position, so that the joint sticks out on the side and makes an weird looking bump that will never go away,,, unless the woman has surgery. Not only that, but the bump sometimes gets really painful so that walking becomes a miserable experience. Ha-ha. Then it's impossible for the woman to wear those pointy shoes. And there's not a foot in the world that would be sorry about that.
This terrible situation is made doubly worse when the pointy shoes have heels that are over two inches high. Below two inches is tolerable, but over that is bad news. Then this force called gravity just pushes the foot hard in a real mean way and the foot can't fight back. It's trapped and can't get free. There's no way to get away from all that pressure.
Well, this describes the hard life that many feet have to endure. During their childhood years, life was easy and carefree and little feet had wonderful sneakers to run in, or roomy sandals. Or no shoes at all! That was the best time of their lives, but, sad to say, most feet didn't realize it. They didn't know how good they had it. They could not have imagined the horrors that lay ahead.
Although feet have no choice if they are subjected to inhumane conditions, many of them have learned how to fight back and exert some power over the heartless women who stuff them into terrible shoes. The toes have the biggest role to play in this insurrection, especially the big toe. What the big toe does is lean over towards the other toes, and get fixated in this unnatural position, so that the joint sticks out on the side and makes an weird looking bump that will never go away,,, unless the woman has surgery. Not only that, but the bump sometimes gets really painful so that walking becomes a miserable experience. Ha-ha. Then it's impossible for the woman to wear those pointy shoes. And there's not a foot in the world that would be sorry about that.
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